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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? 'Cause I stepped on it."
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"Reddit you say? Yeah, I redd-about-it. *rimshot* PS: Sorry for subjecting you to this horrible fucking joke."
"Guys, check out this cool trick I learned. Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that."
"What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree can kill you? A pool table."
"Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn."
"I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot."
"Condoms prevent minivans."
"What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?"
"If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it might be a grebe. Know your waterfowl."
"I'm training to be a sniper in the Communist Revolutionary Forces... ... I'll be the designated Marxman!"