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Joke of the Day

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry. We don't serve food."""

"I have an odd friend who gets off to the dictionary. It's weird but he's come to terms with it."

"What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it? Coconut"

"RT if you've followed someone on twitter and then realized you hate them."

"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."

"(Stalker Diary) Day 4: Still under her bed. She continues to put the toilet paper roll on upside down. It's like I'm living with a monster."

"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass Satisfying"

"Rocky Rooster walks into a bar and then the is swastika"

"4% battery left on my iPhone. The music that plays when Sonic the Hedgehog is drowning is playing in my head."

"Teacher: What is the unit of energy? Students: Yes!"