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Joke of the Day
"What do old people with Alzheimer's often say? I don't remember."
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"My dog kept me awake all night. Dreadful diarrhoea. Don't think I cooked him properly."
"What do Kim Jong-un and a penis shaped potato have in common? One is a dictator, the other is a dick-tater."
"Cat 911: What's your emergency? Cat: I knocked everything off the tables now I'm scared! Cat 911: Seriously? Cat: No, LOL! Cat 911: LOL!"
"What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."
"An American, a French, a German, a Mexican and a Canadian get in a plane The steward says ""What, is it a joke or something?"""
"I was in bed with a blind girl last night... and she says ""wow your really well hung"" to which I respond ""you're pulling my leg"""
"Why do NBA players like poultry? Because they love to slam duck!"
"Doctor: We need to double your meds Me: Will I still be able to knit little capes for my hamster? Doctor: We need to triple your meds"
"I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation."