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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."
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"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"
"My son was really scared after swallowing some lego."
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"Why does Pakistan never get a corner during a football match? Every corner they get, they open a shop on it"
"Atheists, we get it. You don't have faith in anything except your ability to shove your lack of faith in the face of those who have faith."
"What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises? He lost his hearing."
"BERNIE: all people deserve to be treated equally HILLARY: the oposite of ""bernie sanders"" is ""soakey waterers"" BERNIE: ... HILLARY: pls fav/rt"
"Excuse me - can you tell me the way to the Staten Island Ferry? Thpeaking."
"I caught my girlfriend giving a midget a blowjob... ...I can't believe she'd stoop that low."