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Joke of the Day

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"If Jesus played soccer, what position would he play? Not on the wing, he doesn't do well with crosses."

"Why is American Airlines the best airlines company? Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office."

"What do you call Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip"""

"the racists in this town are so proud of their lack of pigmentation you'd think they had actually chose it themselves :)"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not gonna come anyway"

"A car with a car rack looked like a police car, so I slowed down, only to realize I had been tricked into obeying the law FOR NO REASON."

"Do you know what a pirates favorite letter is? ( read before down vote you may be surprised) Well you think it be the rrrrrr's, but it be the cccc's.!"

"A dyslexic guy walks into a bar... And the woman says, ""Excuse me! What do you think you're doing?!"""