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Joke of the Day

"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"what aftershave does James bond uses after retirement? Old Spyce."

"My Internet is acting like a black guy It doesn't work"

"A free product means... to free you of your money"

"Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS? He was in Peake condition."

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"

"In American politics, what's important is that you pick one of two equally bad sides and defend it no matter the awful garbage it produces"

"What does GOP mean? ""GOP"" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y"

"What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats? kicked out of the petting zoo..."

"I always wanted to be my own boss so now I run a nonprofit Not by choice, im just a shitty salesman."