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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny"
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"[First day of class at law school] *raises hand* Hi, yes. When do we get our white, curly wigs?"
"My grandparents were vaporised in a freak accident They will be mist... :'("
"It is tough being a horny pagan with no regular religious holidays... ... because all you can look forward to is getting the Wiccans off."
"Who is the scariest hobbit? Lorena"
"I just can't wrap my head around decapitation."
"Why do black people hate chainsaws? **RUN** NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA"
"if i'm bleeding out in an alley & you approach me w/an app that would save me, but i'd have to login using facebook, i'd be fine w/just dyin"
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again."
"I heard a Sean Connery film once got am R rating Because he said ""sit"" too many times Edit: shit didn't proofread the title, *an* not *am*"