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Joke of the Day
"I'm taking an ornithology class as an elective to boost my GPA. It's a bird course."
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"Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes but it hasn't sunk in yet."
"I only read 1 line jokes on reddit"
"you ~~you~~ **your existence** ~~lol jk~~"
"6yo:You can't eat chips before dinner! Me:YOU can't. I'm a grown man. I do what I want. *Wife walks in*: What's that? Me:WHAT? NOTHING. Huh?"
"Hi, my name is Typo! It's spelled 'Tpyo'."
"How do snowmen get around? By icicle."
"Germany loses at home, and Japan beats America in overtime... M. Night Shyamalan's pitch for a World War II movie."
"Chuck Norris is in a class of his own. That doesn't implement Comparable. #hacking"
"What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot? Air Force Juan."