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Joke of the Day
"Where do you keep microscopic criminals? In cells."
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"A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked ""I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."""
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"Who did the chickens vote for president? Baraaaaaak Obama"
"What does the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that thing? It's so small."
"If Frieza is King Cold's son... Does that make him a little Cold?"
"A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... Some body was in a rush."
"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"
"BAE: come over ME: we live together im sitting right here BAE: my parents arent home ME: what is wrong with you"
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"