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Joke of the Day

"Him: She's always doing magic tricks Therapist: Is that true? Me: Check your pocket. [he pulls out a piece of paper with 'NO' written on it]"

"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."

"What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator."

"Best alzheimer's joke"

"I'm a suicide bomber with confidence issues, AMA! EDIT: Wow, this blew up!"

"What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at? Unseaworthy"

"What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate? 888 MSG"

"Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side but we don't sell them!"

"The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you."

"It's about time I talked to the boy about the birds and the bees. If memory serves, it's the stork that delivers and the swallow receives?"