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Joke of the Day
"What's a bridges favourite genre of film? Suspense tion"
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"5yo: What's a cannibal? Me: A person that eats another person. 5yo's eyes widen in horror. Me: You said cannonball, didn't ya?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh see you later !"
"Let us not forget what today is The day will smith saved us from Aliens"
"Why can't you trust stairs? Because they are always up to something."
"Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox? He was syncing too much time into it."
"A thief broke into my house last night.. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so i woke up and searched with him."
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. They would eventually find me attractive"
"What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium? WATER YOU DOING"
"Apparently saying, ""Oh, I just came to watch"" makes everyone else uncomfortable in the Pilates class."