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Joke of the Day
"Ever hear about the box that was coming down with something? It was coffin"
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"What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips."
"Fucking cows... ...wouldn't recommend it."
"""Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance."" -Alcohol"
"Yesterday was kinda boring, I pretty much just hung around in my underwear all day... ...got kicked out of quite a few businesses though."
"They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal."
"What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ? ""Hey , they drew first"""
"I once had a job circus sizing elephants. The pay was lowsy, but the tips were huge!"
"Bestiality Is fucking bitching."
"What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank? Urine over your head!"