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Joke of the Day

"Today, I made the little things count by teaching math to midgets....."

"A magician was walking down the street then he turned into a grocery store."

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Free."

"What is a Down Syndrome kid's favorite number? 321"

"Why is North Korea so evil? Because it's got no Seoul!"

"There once was an algebraic instructionswoman who did not rinse out her mouth The function of Listerine to her breath varied inversely, as the function of Listerine went undefined throughout the year."

"I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help people."

"My dad's the real winner of this election... He passed away last week."

"Dolphins are really smart. Within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and feed them."

"The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said ""Can I have a word?"""