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Joke of the Day
"There's nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn."
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"What is the best armor for sneaking? Leather, it's made of hide."
"""We need to kill the terrorist NOW"" But how.. ""The human body is 70% water"" Jesus, you know what to do *terrorist dies of alcohol poisoning*"
"A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend: Hey, are my puns a tenor what?"
"Sorry waiter for pushing you over when you asked me to tip you"
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