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Joke of the Day

"u could put a horse in a time machine and send it to any era and the horse's life would literally be the same"

"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."

"There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day."

"How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!"

"Do you like cats? Me too. But I can never finish one by myself"

"My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe."

"I only get laid because of who I am... A rapist! -Rodney Dangerfield, RIP"

"If a hipster falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it does it make a sound? Yeah, but you've probably never heard it"

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a black guy walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says ""get the fuck outta here"""

"When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ? :D"