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Joke of the Day

"There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day."

"I heard someone proposed a Tupac movie. But it was shot down."

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"I saw a black man running from a shop with a turntable, amplifier and speakers under his arm being chased by a security guard. Talk about stereotypes."

"I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers. I nearly fell out of my tree."

"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump."

"I'm going to change my name to Benefits' Now when you add me on Facebook it will say ""You are now friends with benefits."""

"Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all."

"I took a laxative and smoked some weed. You know just for shits and giggles."

"If ""Bieber fever"" is when a Bieber song comes on the radio & you start throwing up & stabbing yourself, then yes I had Bieber fever once."