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Joke of the Day
"Do you like cats? Me too. But I can never finish one by myself"
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"All the while you have been waiting for 2016.. and suddenly comes 2015S :D"
"Went to Costco for eggs. Walked out with a toaster oven, an 80 inch 4K TV, minus 1 child and no eggs."
"If you never say ""FUCK IT"" before posting a tweet then you definitely couldn't have tweeted this..."
"Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up"
"A guy goes into a military surplus store... ..and asks the owner if he has any camouflage jackets. He says, ""I've got hundreds, but I can't find any of them!"""
"Happy bring your plane to work day everyone! Hope you have guys have a blast!"
"Why are jalapenos so annoying? Because they get jalapeno business."
"What do you call a party with no Filipino people? A no-Nguyen scenario."
"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"