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Joke of the Day
"My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe."
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"Goodnight, sweet Prince. Rip in peace Prince."
"Once got sent to bird prison by confused air marshals"
"I bought a book on capitalism... but then returned it because some of the letters were in lower-case."
"""If you love something, set it free..."" Unless it's a man... Cause he'll get lost... And you know he won't ask for directions..."
"What do you call a Jamaican who wears glasses? Rastafoureyes"
"What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels."
"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan."
"I have a step stool... I never knew my real stool."
"Guy says to a girl, please give me a... ....blowjob."" The girl says, ""can't you be more romantic?"" So the guy says, ""ok, give me a blowjob in the rain."""