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Joke of the Day
"""Sorry, I don't date block guys.""- racist lego woman."
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"All I want for Christmas is my own perfume commercial where I say random words like 'hope' and 'passion' & look like a date rape victim."
"Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad."
"My Girlfriend assured me that a small penis should never be an issue in a loving relationship.. But I still wish she didn't have one at all."
"I've found that I can usually judge how hot a woman is by how many times my girlfriend calls her a whore."
"What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building? A comickaze"
"Just found out I'm color blind.. It came out of the purple!"
"Just left WalMart. All the cute well behaved kids must be at Target."
"Why're they called hemorrhoids? Surely they should be called asteroids? :]"
"Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa? Nelson Candela"