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Joke of the Day

"Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad."

"Have you heard about Karma, the new restaurant? There's no menu. You just get what you deserve."

"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock."

"My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I told her: ""That's a big word for a six year old!"""

"""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ""You thought I'd like your pretty lights?"" ""Recite the alphabet backwards"" ""I can't even do that sober"""

"What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells? I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

"My friend has a habit of dropping things. It's getting out of hand."

"Crabs are amazing collectivistic creatures; they only use pubic transportation."

"I've struggled for years to be above the influence... But I've never been able to get that high"

"Boss ""Are you high?"" Me ""If I was high could I do this?"" *Inserts a USB into it's port the right way up 1st time"""