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Joke of the Day

"Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad."

"A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar... Then into a tree... Then into a car..."

"Facebook users are demanding the old layout they actually hated when it was the new layout they previously didn't want."

"A baby seal Walks into a club"

"The package says ""Do not eat raw cookie dough"" but all I really see is ""Pillsbury hates you and doesn't want you to be happy."""

"Forgive me for this one A German soldier who loves animals can't decide what to do after WWII. His friend says, Otto, it's easy to figure out. You're a Veteran Aryan."

"It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby."

"Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses."

"eer booze and fun!' 'An Indian a Rabbi the Pope an Italian and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says ""What is this... some kind of joke?"""

"What's the best name for a cigarette company? TOBA Co"