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Joke of the Day

"My Girlfriend assured me that a small penis should never be an issue in a loving relationship.. But I still wish she didn't have one at all."

"Why do hurricanes have girl names? First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house."

"Who gets the most ass in college? The chair"

"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I always relate everything to Batman. What a Joker."

"Polls show some interesting things Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout makes it back from camp."

"ME: [waking up from nap] HER: *looking angry* when i said i wanted to sleep with you this isn't what i meant"

"What is red and goes putt putt putt? An outboard apple."

"Kind of morbid (sorry) (From my uncles) Him: Have you ever fucked a dog as long as you wanted? Me: NO! Him: Why'd you stop?"

"Like a princess A man takes his girlfriend out on a date, and as they are leaving he says ""I'm going to treat you like a princess"". So they jump in his Mercedes and he drives into a wall."