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Joke of the Day
"Why're they called hemorrhoids? Surely they should be called asteroids? :]"
Next Joke
"Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen."
"Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Hollywood."
"Fact if it's mother is trapped under a car, baby adrenaline gives a baby the super strength of eight babies. But that's not enough babies!"
"I love arguing with you so much, I'll bring a Ouija board to your funeral."
"My daughter lost her 1st tooth today so I'm staying up all night to see The Rock in a tutu."
"[politics] I think Trump settled the whole ""tiny hands equals small penis"" argument today... It must take a pretty massive dick to fuck the entire world at once"
"Mrs.Potato seemed genuinely upset that her husband was missing, but the smell of French fries in her kitchen made the detectives suspicious."
"Me: *braids girl's hair* Girl: *turns around, terrified* Me: The movie was boring me... *leans back in seat* *eats popcorn*"
"centipede: *trips* *but for like, an hour*"