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Joke of the Day

"Whats the worst part of eating 11 raw oysters out of your grandmothers vagina? Realizing you only put 10 in"

"She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental."

"What does a tomato and a potato have in common? Both are red,except from the potato."

"My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag."

"Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants"

"What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?"

"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."

"I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice."

"I like my women like I like my cod Battered"

"If my phone is so ""smart"" how come it keeps letting me drunk dial my ex"