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Joke of the Day

"Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still."

"What does a German snake say? "

"Solid Snake is hiding in the shadows what time is it? Time for you to get a watch."

"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."

"*Paul Walker shouts down from the gates of heaven* ""YO DID I GET A MILLION LIKES ON FACEBOOK? THEY WON'T LET ME IN WITHOUT A MILLION LIKES"""

"The woman seated next to me wanted to know if San Francisco is near the water. I replied, ""What's water?"" so she wouldn't feel stupid."

"What do hitler and a boston marathon runner have in common The inability to finish a race"

"I almost got ran over by joggers. I saved myself by pretending to be a stop light. I got away while they jogged in place."

"In a spelling bee contest, what is a Jewish candidates worst nightmare? A grammar Nazi"

"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'll have an H2O"" The second one orders a beer."