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Joke of the Day

"Wife sings and husband gets out! Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you!!"

"Me: [walks up to boss] *SLAP* Boss: WTH?! Me: It's Natl Bully Month Boss: No, it's Natl Bully PREVENTION Month! Me: well this is awkward"

"I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store."

"Why was Windows afraid of 7? Because 7 8 10."

"Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ? Because they can only count to 3."

"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one made any sandwiches."

"Stop being so long ago, 1998."

"Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers? Math hue."

"I like my beers like I like my lumber; 2 by 4:00"

"Do pigs like Backgammon? No they prefer their backs scratched."