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Joke of the Day

"How did the date go? -Not good. Aww what went wrong? -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type."

"My three-year-old daughter said to me, ""You should go back to college to learn more about being nice."""

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot"

"Some fantastically good advice about proper care of your butthole. That's right. Your butthole. [PIC]"

"A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster."

"Steve Jobs will be back He's an Android afterall."

"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."

"A cactus as a houseplant is a good way to let people know that you've killed every other living thing that you've ever been responsible for."

"It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole."

"Confusious say, when one man fishes in another man's well... ...he is likely to catch crabs."