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Joke of the Day

"Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank."

"How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him."

"How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it"

"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !"

"Why do wrestlers love video games? Because of the lutte"

"I went to a premature ejaculation clinic... ... but there was no one there. Guess I came too early."

"Why did jimmy eat his Homework? Because the previous day, the teacher told her students; ""Don't worry guys, it's gonna be a piece of cake""."

"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."

"What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees? Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out."

"A Terrorist posts a Joke on Reddit... ...joke Blows Up faster than expected."