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Joke of the Day
"Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank."
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"What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing."
"So I saw an internet survey the other day... and apparently 99.87% of the population was born on the 1st of January! How very strange!"
"Where does Iron Man live? Iron know."
"People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him."
"Cookie. I would give you a cookie, but I took a byte out of it."
"Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants."
"In ""Come As You Are"", Kurt Cobain kept repeating ""And I swear that I don't have a gun""... ...he lied."
"How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb? Zero. They don't exist."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it."