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Joke of the Day

"I overheard Oedipus swearing like a sailor... ...so I asked him, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar? You know you can't but you really want to hit it."

"Oh Thursday, you teasy bitch you."

"A termite walks into a bar... And he asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""

"It's so cold outside my nipples just typed this status."

"If vampires can't see themselves in mirrors, how do they trim those perfect goatees?"

"What does the Pokemon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth."

"Two bananas are sitting on a river bank.. A turd comes floating by. The turd says "" come on in guys, the waters great!"" The one banana looks at the other banana and says ""you believe that shit!"""

"How is prison like quidditch? The game ends when they catch the snitch"

"Ceilings were just ambitious walls."