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Joke of the Day
"What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator? Close the door, I'm dressing!"
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"What separates man from animals? According to Donald Trump, the wall he is going to build."
"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."
"Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful."
"Dad's last words ""Why hello, Serious, my name's..."""
"Surprised to find out that the untold part of Dracula Untold is that he's a weed-smoking libertarian"
"Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left?"" Because black people have no rights"
"So apparently... So apparently a new study shows that 98% of black people prefer to have sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison."
"Oscar Pistorius should be banned from the Olympics ...because he smoked Reeva"
"Talking to you makes me invent new swear words."