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Joke of the Day
"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"
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"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says ""sorry we don't serve food here."""
"A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said ""You know you really need help"" ""Yes I do"" said the elephant ""get this kid off my foot !"""
"What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar? Always tip your server."
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"What do you call a person who worships Doritos? A Chipmonk."
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"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"