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Joke of the Day
"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"
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"There are no limits to my perfection a monkey was thinking while looking at a human."
"Q: How do you make a woman angry and sick at the same time? Cholera, bitch."
"I was asked by my doctor if mental illness ran in the family... I told him ""I have an aunt who wants to vote for Hillary Clinton"""
"It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood."
"What's the fastest way to get a female Officer to arrest you? Liquor."
"How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut its nose off."
"I've been called a lot of names but ""designated driver"" was never one of them."
"Will you marry me? 'Is a marriage proposal' Will, you, Mary, me? 'A foursome inquiry'"
"""i'm positive i can find a wrong way to eat a Reese's"" i say as i begin drilling a hole directly into my stomach"