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Joke of the Day
"How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!"
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"I'm really not a fan of Mayweather but.. It's actually perfect outside so I cant complain."
"Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers ""Taxi!"""
"Every baby deserves a fair shake."
"Who was the dankest dictator of all time? LMao Zedong"
"Finished my 2nd glass of wine. Husband doesn't know it yet but he has a 30 second window of getting laid before I pass ou"
"The Tomato Pastor began his sermon to the Salad Congregation ""Lettuce pray"""
"Two men walk into a bar.. The first one orders H^2 O And the second orders H^2 O too. The second man dies."
"Bing is a fast search engine because you're the only person using it."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like ""hey thanks"" and I'm like ""I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"""