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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine? A Philistine with two mommies ..."

"Why do all the elements get cranky once a month? Cause they are on their periodic table."

"Did you hear about the injured Carpenter? He hurt his widdle finger."

"I like my Coffee, like my President. . . Black with some cream. But don't acknowledge the cream because it's so much more impressive to have it straight black."

"When I get home to find my wife naked in the tub, seductively asking me to ""warm her up"", I dont waste a second.. to throw in a hairdryer"

"Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany? Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!"

"(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!"

"Confucius Say Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"

"It would be funny if we discover there are inhabitants on the comet... they would be comedians."

"Honestly some folk will take offense at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning at the Bus Stop. All I asked was ""How you getting on?"""