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Joke of the Day
"Q. What do accountants use for birth-control? A. Their personalities."
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"A friend came over visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin. I told him, if it upsets you that much quit counting them."
"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."
"what do you call a deaf Gorilla? Anything you like he cannot hear you"
"I got a sweater for Christmas. Wish I'd gotten a screamer or a squirter."
"My girlfriend wanted me to tease her so I was like ""alright fatty"""
"Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club."
"Guess what Chicken butt"
"Why is the Democratic electoral landscape like a Moebius strip? Cause no matter what you do, there always seems to be a Clinton claiming to be ""on your side"" . . ."