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Joke of the Day
"Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Flat out racism."
"Yo momma is so fat and old... When she farted it created the universe"
"""Maybe again but kind of bad?"" - sequels"
"Why did the guitarist go to prison? For fingering a minor."
"Treat your woman like you treat your smartphone: touch her often, stare at her, and make her the most important thing in your life."
"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation."
"Doughnut boxes advertise ""ZERO TRANS FAT"" as if anyone buying a box of doughnuts cares about the nutritional content."
"PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like."
"Why did the French Hen give up her job? One day she'd just had un uf."