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Joke of the Day
"Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club."
Next Joke
"If by ""fetching"" you mean ""looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog"" then yes I look fetching."
"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"
"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried peeling a grilled cheese apart?"
"100% of murder victims who responded to the survey really freaked us out."
"What do you call a frozen terrorist? A isilcle"
"Every boy band song should have a part where they realize they're singing about the same girl & get mad at each other."
"Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue For the devil can take many forms"
"Never look down on anyone. Unless you're a lion cub named Simba and you're being held over a crowd of animals by a weird monkey doctor."
"Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving? To prevent them from whistling."