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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a deaf Gorilla? Anything you like he cannot hear you"

"I was dating an analog synthesizer But I had to break it off. She was just continuously variable."

"Did u hear about the new plane that's going to be 2000 ft long? it's going to be the longest flight ever"

"And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19"

"When people tell me ""You're gonna regret that in the morning"" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver"

"The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating ""I can't hear you"" over and over"

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair gets in the way."

"PRO TIP: Despite the name, never hand Krazy Glue to a crazy person...especially if you're both naked & only have the hotel room for an hour."

"Q: ""What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"" A: ""You can't tuna fish."""

"Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy After a while one elephant says to the other: ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"""