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Joke of the Day
"Lord, protect me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies."
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"REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face."
"Im getting tired of your Barenaked Ladies marathon. It's been one week since you looked at me."
"Two snowmen are standing in a snowy field... And after 3 hours of complete silence, one turns to the other and asks ""Can you smell carrots?"""
"Donald Trump if elected President will change the name of his plane Hair Force One"
"A patriotic needle said: Don't thread on me."
"What do you call a smart plumber? A wisecrack."
"Him:Dude, I went on one of those police ride alongs with my friend..it was awesome! You ever done that? Me: In the front or back of the car?"
"What do you get when you have sex with an STD infested mentally challenged person? The slow clap"
"I've heard muslims are bad in bed After the first scream they go off"