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Joke of the Day
"Where can you go to pick up black birds? The crow bar"
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"I am used but in good condition."
"My dentist kept telling me i have too much acid in my diet. So I told him he has too much fire on his head."
"How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land? You Sioux them."
"Thinking of getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair in your food for a couple of weeks."
"Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?"
"Piss off the DJ by dancing the Macarena to all his music."
"What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline? No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this."
"[NSFW] How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick"
"So according to this BMI chart... I am too short."