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Joke of the Day
"What characteristics do chemists look for in people when dating? Asses and faces"
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"What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor? They both have a six inch retractable claw."
"I tried to do A minor once... But my fingers were to short to reach it on the keyboard"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff"
"What did Mario say when he found out he got drunk and had sex with a green mushroom? ""Well, I fucked that one up."""
"My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman. Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine."
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"Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery."
"I'm pretty busy today, so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself for me that would be great. Thanks!"
"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."