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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute."
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"[Shark Tank] Ok hear me out. -Alright. It's an airplane made out of cats. -But why? It cant crash. Always lands on it's feet. -Please leave."
"When my wife falls asleep in a public place, I shake her a little and yell, ""DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!"" People always clap when she wakes up."
"ten years ago my dad called me a ""latte liberal"" once, now i wanna adjust my vintage frames scoffing all like ""UM, IT'S COLD BREW SOCIALIST"""
"I met a girl that told me, ""Make me laugh and I'm yours"". So I pulled down my pants. Apparently, she didn't want to laugh that hard. :("
"Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Waiters gonna wait. Aligators gonna aligate."
"Not saying obamacare is perfect but the data doesn't lie. With Obamacare there've been zero Hitlers. Before obamacare there was at least one"
"My girlfriend complained about me moving on too fast."
"Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life."
"A man from Alabama walked into a French hospital. He was in pain."