6903

Joke of the Day

"Slow down in those corduroy pants. You'll ignite a bush fire."

"Did it hurt when you fell? Into the toilet, you piece of shit?"

"Did you hear about the guy that died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his coffin"

"Me and my family are always drinking alcohol when we get together What can I say, it's in our blood."

"Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY? *crowd cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"Kanye West tweeted that Bill Cosby is innocent? This is the last straw. He just lost my vote in 2020."

"Know why the number of rape cases is rising? Cause they keep saying "" NO! ""."

"Do you want to hear the funniest joke in the world? Me too."

"I'm not heartless, I've just learned how to use my heart less..."

"Y2K? Because 1 K isn't enough."