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Joke of the Day

"A one-liner a came up with. I recently bought a superconducting electric heater... I was not impressed!"

"Carrot raisin salad. When you want to eat something horrible, 3 times."

"How can you tell a sex doll is Muslim ? It blows itself up."

"My wife has disappeared... She's been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."

"Something is bugging me... Something is bugging me. I keep thinking about my four year old daughter's vagina and I can't put my finger on it."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check"

"Unexpected sex that's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison..."

"If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you're a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results."

"How do you start making big bucks? With a little doe"