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Joke of the Day
"About the blind man that took up parachuting. He had loads of fun, but his guide dog didn't."
Next Joke
"What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool? Throw in your laundry."
"I just typed ""relationship"" and it came up ""delusional"" on my phone. First time I realized my phone really is smart."
"My friend asked me what I thought about internet message boards. I said, I'm all forum."
"A Man Walks Into A Bar The other one ducks"
"What's a New Zealander's favorite car? The Kia Ora."
"The Vatican finally recognizes Palestine... Palestine replied, ""Dude. We've met like six times."""
"I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school... I call it, ""Fast times at Ridgemont High"""
"Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?"
"who discovered Snickers??? I'm on the Paleo diet, except I'm the caveman who discovered Snickers."