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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked me what I thought about internet message boards. I said, I'm all forum."

"My wife and I were very happy for 20 years..... But then we met."

"I was constipated once... ...nowhere near as shitty as diharea tho..."

"My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me."

"I'm just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again."

"People from Wisconsin always make... Cheesy jokes."

"The sharpest part of the body is not the teeth... Your asshole is the sharpest. Your teeth can't cut shit."

"Girl are you a tube of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls because I want to bang you on the counter"

"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them."

"Wanna join my feminist group? We usually are outside for hours arguing over who get the hold the door open for everyone."