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Joke of the Day
"A Man Walks Into A Bar The other one ducks"
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"Why do police ask to see your drinking license when they pull you over, but they call it a driver license like your bartender does before you can drink?"
"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""
"Paul says to Jesus ""Hey man whatcha doing for Passover?"" Jesus says ""Just hanging around."""
"Unemployment rate went down to historic lows I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever"
"I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means"
"Star Wars Force Awakens joke Im Seriously concerned about new star wars. If this continues, Well then im very interested, How will the Rey with her training, run with Old Skywalker on her back"
"Starbucks needs a separate line for people who say ""um"""
"They're giving away Marshawn Lynch jerseys at my local sports shop. But I think I'll pass"
"The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song."