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Joke of the Day
"What's a New Zealander's favorite car? The Kia Ora."
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"What do you call a happy dolphin? Endorphin"
"I put my baby on the baby changing station in the bathroom and when I was done, it was the same baby. :-("
"If this whole twitter thing doesn't work out, we can all get jobs writing for a company that makes mildly disturbing fortune cookies."
"my tortoiseshell sunglasses make me see the whole world through the kelvin instagram filter"
"Q: Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain? A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind."
"What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."
"Son hunted 4 part of our family dinner 2night! With steady nerve & calm focus, he tracked down the hot dog buns for us at the grocery store."
"Who invented minced meat ? A leper playing the guitar."
"honey i shrunk the oreos just kidding they're mini oreos stop crying"