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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby.... But I have no clue how to make an iPhone..."

"What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself"

"I like to shave my pubes... It helps reduce the wind resistance and makes me able to run faster. You haven't seen me on the news yet because I'm too fast."

"I married a French girl and had three sons We named our first son Antoine. We named our second son Anteux. We named our third son Antthree."

"When your wife says she needs a new broom it's best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing."

"I found out how to make my penis 2 inches bigger Just spend a year in space"

"People who actually put that movie theater ""butter"" on their popcorn should be ineligible for healthcare."

"When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !"

"I was trying to work out which of the Thai girls at a bar was actually a girl, and got it embarrassingly wrong... ...I felt such a dick."

"What did Tanto call the lone ranger after he started treatment for cancer? Chemosabi"