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Joke of the Day
"Half-life 3 has finally been announced at E3!! :("
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"The Pope is elevating Pete Carrol! He's the only person that can make 20,000,000 people shout out JESUS CHRIST in unison!"
"""This is your Captain speaking. My co-pilot just bet me we can't do a barrel roll. So fasten your belts cuz I got five bucks riding on this"""
"I told my Chinese friend that I like homemade gifts.... So for Christmas he gave me an iPhone, iPad and an iMac."
"How many kids do you think Wolverine has? Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !"
"When I said ""I was afraid of the dentist"", I meant the bill."
"My mate Dave's just got back from his third tour of Afghanistan. Hardest bloody bus driver I know."
"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."
"We now have tortilla chips shaped as functional shovels to minimize calories burned when scooping junk into our mouths. Your move, diabetes"