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Joke of the Day
"What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself"
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"What do you call it when... A guy from Massachusetts doesn't pull out? A Boston cream pie!"
"Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay the doctor gave him another six months."
"*Tries to warm up car* Car: I have a boyfriend"
"Small dick can also hurt the ego of a man."
"If your coffee tastes like mud... It's probably fresh ground..."
"My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him."
"How do rainbows laugh? Hue hue hue"
"Sleeping with your girlfriend is like sleeping in a no camping zone. You want to get comfy,but you can't risk pitching a tent. Was bored"
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and it'll eat for weeks!"