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Joke of the Day

"When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into someones ass"

"Twitter's ""suggestions for you"" should include the basics, too, like ""get more sleep"" and ""have you responded to that email from your mom?"""

"How did horses get to America in the 1700's? On the Hayflower!"

"""Mr. President, two Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday in Iraq."" ""Oh my god... How many is a Brazilian?"""

"My friend immediately started crying when we found 3 pairs of shoes for $5. She cant stand good buys."

"If Rick Astley invites you to his Tree House, don't go! Because he's never going to let you down!"

"Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa."

"Did you hear the one about the deaf kid? Neither did he."

"Teacher: ""When was Rome built?"" Pupil: ""At night."" Teacher: ""Why did you say that?"" Pupil: ""Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"""