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Joke of the Day

"People who actually put that movie theater ""butter"" on their popcorn should be ineligible for healthcare."

"I wanted to be a politician... But then I realized that I couldn't fit my entire head up my ass."

"If C3PO was made of glass... That would make him a see-through-PO!"

"Good Old Fashion Clickbait. If you're reading this than you like it too."

"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period"

"What's the difference between a dog and a cat? If a cat were big enough it would eat you."

"I've just discovered that I'm allergic to cats. Either that or I undercooked it."

"How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes."

"I went on a trip to a postcard factory last week. It was OK. Nothing to write home about"

"It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account."