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Joke of the Day

"You can tune a piano But you can't tuna fish!"

"Dads... Are just a bunch of mother fuckers"

"""BANGING BODY"" Thanks ""What's your secret?!"" I eat fireworks ""..."" BOOM"

"How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend? His clean fingers."

"What is a bed's least favourite time of year? Spring break."

"When two girls hate each other, they say ""we should DEFINITELY hang out"" and then take turns shouting ""definitely!"" until one of them dies."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. There is always an Asian that's better than you."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A Rip-Off"

"I'm going to start a band called Control Z We will play our songs, but start over half way through it."

"What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military? Yes, but you won't see it any time soon."